[Verse] Sunrise paint the tarmac gold, Wheels been idle, stories unfold. Driver on left, talkinâ âbout his wife, Said she left him high with a broken knife. Next oneâs a girl with a secret smile, Said her cousinâs a cop â but heâs not on file. [Pre-Chorus] We donât ask, we just listen, Gossip drifts like smoke from a cigarette. No names, no truth â just good fun, Every word a spark, every wordâs a drum. [Chorus] Hah! Whoâs the fool? Whoâs the queen? We all got tales that make the engine scream. From the back seat to the front row, This taxi queueâs where the jokes grow. Hah! No map, no route, no plan â But every lie feels like a stand. [Verse] Tall man on right, claims heâs a royal, Say his ancestors owned the town. Said he once flew in a silver plane â But his passport says ânot today, my man.â Back to the girl with the hidden eyes, Whispers âHeâs got a baby on the rise.â [Pre-Chorus] We donât ask, we just listen, Gossip drifts like smoke from a cigarette. No names, no truth â just good fun, Every word a spark, every wordâs a drum. [Chorus] Hah! Whoâs the fool? Whoâs the queen? We all got tales that make the engine scream. From the back seat to the front row, This taxi queueâs where the jokes grow. Hah! No map, no route, no plan â But every lie feels like a stand. [Bridge] Laughter rising like a tide, Fareâs about to pay â but weâre not hide. Weâre not telling, weâre not lying, Just sharing dreams beneath the sky. One last joke, one final grin â Then the meter starts to spin. [Outro] Hah! Whoâs the fool? Whoâs the queen? We all got tales that make the engine scream. Hah! No map, no route, no plan â But every lie feels like a stand. Hah! Hah! Hah! Fade out with light guitar strum and distant laughter.