[Verse] She barks at every silver glow, Tail up like a metronome in tow. Moonâs just passing through the trees, But sheâs got a theory â she sees the keys. [Pre-Chorus] No one told her itâs not real, Sheâs the nightâs own little zeal. Sheâs got a name, but sheâs not alone â Sheâs the moonâs worst enemy in the lawn. [Chorus] Oh, she barks at the moon, Like it owes her something soon. Moonâs just walking through the sky, But sheâs got an argument in her eye. She barks at the moon, With a bark thatâs a little too soon. And I swear sheâs plotting something â Sheâs got a whole doggo plan, I think. [Verse] She waits by the fence, ears wide and high, As if the moon was a thief in disguise. Iâve seen her chase the shadows in the yard, With one eye on me â and one on the star. [Pre-Chorus] No one told her itâs not a crime, Sheâs got a bark thatâs half sublime. Sheâs got a routine, and she sticks to it â Sheâs the moonâs most annoying critic. [Chorus] Oh, she barks at the moon, Like it owes her something soon. Moonâs just walking through the sky, But sheâs got an argument in her eye. She barks at the moon, With a bark thatâs a little too soon. And I swear sheâs plotting something â Sheâs got a whole doggo plan, I think. [Bridge] Maybe sheâs just lonely, Or maybe sheâs not wrong â The moonâs been there before, So why not her? Sheâs got more than just a bark â Sheâs got a heart, a soul, a spark. And Iâd bark too, if the night felt like a threat... But Iâll just sip my tea and call her pet. [Chorus] Oh, she barks at the moon, Like it owes her something soon. Moonâs just walking through the sky, But sheâs got an argument in her eye. She barks at the moon, With a bark thatâs a little too soon. And I swear sheâs plotting something â Sheâs got a whole doggo plan, I think. [Outro] Bark⊠bark⊠Moonâs still passing by⊠Sheâs still watching⊠And Iâm still wondering⊠What she sees in the skyâŠ