[Verse] Look at you, Mr. Almost-Hub, Got your shoes all shiny, but can’t find your glove. Swear you said you’d cook, now who’s taking the heat? Burnt your breakfast, babe, don’t you miss a beat. [Pre-Chorus] We laugh, we tease, but it’s love, you know, Before the drums arrive, let the stories flow. [Chorus] Oh, groom, you better hold on tight, Your bride’s the queen, and you’re her light. But we’ve got jokes, friends roasting you, Before the wedding drummers cue, hey! Before the wedding drummers cue. [Verse] Remember that time you lost your phone? Called yourself eleven times, wishing you’d gone home. Dancing like you’re cool, but we see your moves, Still, you’re the star in those wedding grooves. [Pre-Chorus] We laugh, we tease, but it’s love, you know, Before the drums arrive, let the stories flow. [Chorus] Oh, groom, you better hold on tight, Your bride’s the queen, and you’re her light. But we’ve got jokes, friends roasting you, Before the wedding drummers cue, hey! Before the wedding drummers cue. [Bridge] Now the moment’s near, hear the beat so sweet, Drummers ready to lift us off our feet. Roasts turn to cheers, smiles all around, Love’s the biggest rhythm that we’ve found. [Chorus] Oh, groom, you better hold on tight, Your bride’s the queen, and you’re her light. But we’ve got jokes, friends roasting you, Before the wedding drummers cue, hey! Before the wedding drummers cue. [Outro] Drums are calling, time to shine, But first this roast, one last rhyme. Groom, you’re loved, that’s the truth, Before the wedding drummers cue.